au meme | leverage as ridiculous porn films | part two
starring christian kane as
hot undercover cop in “hot cops”
hot cop #1 in “hot cops 2: these are just strippers! look how hot they are!”
hot gym teacher in “no balls in the gym”
hot g-man in “this just in”
hot pizza delivery guy in “nothing could possibly sound more porny than super hot pizza delivery guy”
hot bodyguard in “booty call”
hot haz mat guy in “chemistry 101”
(Source: butilovefire, via devildoll)
ghostanswers:
buttermilkqueen:
subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.
This is domway, where we pre-negotiate how the sandwich will be made with your full understanding of the ingredients and their usual consequences. If the worst happens and you don’t like the sandwich you can use a safeword, we’ll remove it and immediately stop lunch. Then we’ll remake it for you the way you like, with plenty of communication to avoid those ingredients in the future. That way you can build a foundation of trust with us, and enjoy yourself by safely giving yourselves into the hands of other sandwich-makers who have proven their responsibility and compassion with your dietary needs.
(via killthefez)
“For most of America, Psy is a funny name, a funny face, and a funny personality. He doesn’t sing in English and most people just don’t get it leaving most of them to not take him seriously. It’s easy to strip the significance behind “Gangnam Style” down if you don’t know what it means and solely find entertainment in the Asian guy shaking his hips. But what most people don’t realize is that Psy doesn’t take himself seriously. He’s a satirist and political dissident. “Gangnam Style” was a commentary, not just a fun pop tune with a silly dance.
Gangnam is Seoul’s wealthiest and flashiest neighborhood. For South Koreans, Gangnam represents the ideal life of excess and consumerism. Psy’s character in the video is a wannabe Gangnamite. He dreams he’s living the flashy, excessive lifestyle while he’s really just like everyone else, swimming in a public pool and riding the subway. But never in the video does it seem that Psy’s character is unhappy. He’s content to play in a children’s playground and meet the girl of his dreams in the subway. “Gangnam Style” is much more that we have made it, but that’s not surprising considering Psy’s background and how little we know about it.
In America, it seems like “Gangnam Style” was Psy’s big break when in fact the song had been released on his sixth studio album and his music career hadn’t been about making flashy and catchy songs. He believes music is the key to overcoming the intolerance embedded in his country’s political systems. Throughout his career, his songs have been banned for inappropriate content and have been surrounded by controversy, not to mention the fact that he fought his mandatory military draft.
Psy is a voice for his people. He’s fighting the oppression and intolerance he sees in his culture through his music. And by ignoring his worth and his value, we’re reducing the culture of South Korea into a short man with funny pants doing a ridiculous dance. ”
Opinion: American media chooses to undervalue artists like Psy from “Gangnam Style” (via kpop-confessions)(Source: pag-asaharibon, via thepreciousthing)
spacemarried:
at what point do these screenwriters think, ‘oh i know! i’ve got the most original awesome idea ever! i’ll kill off this female character and we can watch her boyfriend/husband/brother/father/son cry over it. god this is so great. i’m a genius! no one has ever thought to do this before the audience will be so shocked omfg.’
NO. STOP FUCKING KILLING LADIES. STOP IT. IT’S CHEAP. IT DOESN’T EVEN RESONATE ANYMORE BECAUSE I HAVE WATCHED WOMEN DIE ON MY TV AND MOVIE SCREEN SO MANY TIMES I’M 1000% MORE SHOCKED WHEN THEY SURVIVE YOUR SHITTY STORYTELLING!
Just say no to fridging, dudebros. I would much rather get to keep my awesome badass ladies than have to deal with one more white boy crying over the lady he just screwed and therefor is in love with and will need to avenge her death! NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHITE BOY TEARS.*
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